nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

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